Wish it. Dream it. Do it.

1.) Why do gorillas have BIG nostrils?

2.) Why do birds FLY south?

3.) What is BIG, green and has a trunk?

4.) What do you get from NERVOUS cows?

5.) What do you call a SHIP that lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

6.) What did the FLOOR say to the desk?

7.) What happened to Frankenstein's monster when he was caught speeding?

8.) What do you call a SINGLE vampire?

9.) What did the raspberry say to the OTHER raspberry?

10.) What's YELLOW, brown, and hairy?

11.) How many SECONDS are there in a year?

12.) What run across the floor without legs?

13.) What kind of car did Elvis DRIVE?

14.) Policeman: Did you KNOW that you were driving at 120mph?

Answers!

1.) Because they have big fingers.

2.) It's too far to walk!

3.) An unripe elephant.

4.) Milk shakes.

5.) A nervous WRECK!

6.) I can see your drawers.

7.) He was fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

8.) A bat-chelor.

9.) We should not have got into this jam.

10.) Cheese on toast dropped on the carpet.

11.) 12... 2nd of January, 2nd of February...!

12.) Water.

13.) A Rock-n-Rolls Royce.

14.) Driver: Impossible. I've only been in the car for five minutes.

How was it? Is it lame enough for you during the April Fool? Hahaha! :]